A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers." Hi, is Tony home?"" No, he went to the store.""Well, you mind if I wait?"" No, come in."They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one....
Saturday, 28 February 2009
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
Salary Increase
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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!Dear Bo$In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.I am $ure you will gue$ what I mean and re$pond $oonYour$ $incerely,Norman...
Saturday, 21 February 2009
Wrong E-Mail
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It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Read this short funny storyAn Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When...
Thursday, 19 February 2009
BUS 54
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A funny story about a blonde A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions."Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll...
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
A Lawyer's Question
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A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat...
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Why We Live as Long as We Do...
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On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years."The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give...
A Letter To God
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Funny story about a an old lady who has no moneyA man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open this one and see what it's all about." So he opened it and it read: "Dear God, I am a 83 year old...
Ad In The Paper
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This is a very funny story about an old lady whose husband died and she want to put an ad in the paper about his funeralThe local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?""$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response."Good, do you have a paper and...
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